The guys at Liftbridge, in an effort to totally destroy any productivity you were hoping for today and causing our economy to slip into a double-dip recession, have offered up the following:

FYI, we will have a cask of Double Hopped Crosscut Pale Ale at Grumpy’s downtown today starting at noon.
 
Have a great Friday.

Ha! Yeah, like we’re gonna want to pull ourselves away from our desks/mills/trucks/patients/johns and our responsibilities just to swill tasty beer with friends. Wait…that doesn’t sound too bad.