The winners in Summit’s ongoing “Get to the Bottom of It” contest for December have been announced.
Winning Headline
Are there boots made for not walking?
Mike Hess, Gus Kellom and Megann Kellom, Minneapolis, MN
Runner-up
Can an atheist be denied insurance coverage due to an act of God?
Craig Egerman, Lakeville, MN
Congrats!
It’s actually “Are THERE boots made for not walking?”
/Just tryin’ to help
//slashies
Spell check only goes so far. Thanks for keepin’ me honest.
Why yes, there are boots not made for walking.